Yes, how can I help you?

That is not an introduction to my services.

It’s a question, to you.

I am just really, really curious.

How can I help you?

Is there a thing, big or small, that keeps popping up wherever you don’t want it, and are you ready to smash it?

Do you feel stuck and would a little push be helpful?

Are you lost, deeply or just slightly, and looking for a bit of guidance?

Are you mostly angry, mostly sad, mostly frustrated, or mostly longing for ways to not feel, to not be here, to not be crushed by the weight of life?

Would you like some inspiration, a safe haven, or someone to kick your ass?

Are you looking for a fresh start or a way to end things that don’t serve you anymore?

How can I help you?

Does today look like yesterday, and are you afraid of tomorrow?

Are you tired of trying to fit in, tired of listening to the voice in your head that is always waiting for a chance to humiliate and punish and belittle you, and would you like it to shut the fuck up?

Are you scared all the time, looking for some courage?

Are you wondering what life could be like if you’d follow your heart, and are you ready to start doing that?

What do you need?

How can I help you?

Let me know.