Hahaha.

For people with an iPhone: have you ever switched the volume button off and read the little notification that pops up?

No?

Well, I did.

I do.

It says ‘Silent mode ON’.

Huh?

Not ‘Volume OFF’.

Right.

This is like reading a menu where all the meat is collected under ‘NO fish’.

Like looking for a toilet, as a guy, that says ‘NO women’.

It’s like having sex, asking your partner what they like, and then having to wait while they tell you everything they DON’T want you to do.

Or ‘Would you like NO sugar in your tea?’

I mean: why?

Why do I notice those things?

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