{"id":47939,"date":"2022-09-23T17:26:55","date_gmt":"2022-09-23T17:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/?p=47939"},"modified":"2022-09-23T17:27:02","modified_gmt":"2022-09-23T17:27:02","slug":"not-a-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/2022\/09\/23\/not-a-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"NOT a poem."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Hahaha.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For people with an iPhone: have you ever switched the volume button off and read the little notification that pops up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well, I did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It says \u2018Silent mode ON\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Huh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not \u2018Volume OFF\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is like reading a menu where all the meat is collected under \u2018NO fish\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Like looking for a toilet, as a guy, that says \u2018NO women\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s like having sex, asking your partner what they like, and then having to wait while they tell you everything they DON\u2019T want you to do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or \u2018Would you like NO sugar in your tea?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I mean: why?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do I notice those things?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Photo by csolorzanoe, for Unsplash)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hahaha. For people with an iPhone: have you ever switched the volume button off and read the little notification that pops up? No? Well, I did. I do. It says \u2018Silent mode ON\u2019. Huh? Not \u2018Volume OFF\u2019. Right. This is like reading a menu where all the meat is collected under \u2018NO fish\u2019. Like looking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":47940,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[97,117,100,116,112],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-wakkerworden","category-english","category-inzichten","category-persoonlijk","category-eigenwijs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47939"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47941,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47939\/revisions\/47941"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/47940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}