{"id":47201,"date":"2022-06-26T09:14:14","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T09:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/?p=47201"},"modified":"2022-06-26T09:14:26","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T09:14:26","slug":"wild-and-boring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/2022\/06\/26\/wild-and-boring\/","title":{"rendered":"Wild and boring."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I don\u2019t really fancy the animals on the Serengeti.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or areas like that, savannas and stuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Somehow I find that type of wildlife really boring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gazelles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gnus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zebras.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wildebeests.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Giraffes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hyenas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even lions and cheetahs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don\u2019t know why.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Boring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe because everything is so incredibly\u2026 plain?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or because there are so many of them?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, I forgot the baboons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monkeys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Don\u2019t like them very much either.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can\u2019t help it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I guess they wouldn\u2019t really care if you\u2019d tell them about my preferences.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They\u2019d probably just shrug and do their boring daily Serengeti thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eating each other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sleeping under a tree.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Running.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Having sex.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Grazing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love otters, though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And owls, love owls!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have a wild day \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Photo by @lavenderxtreme, for Unsplash)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t really fancy the animals on the Serengeti. Or areas like that, savannas and stuff. Somehow I find that type of wildlife really boring. Gazelles. Gnus. Zebras. Wildebeests. Giraffes. Hyenas. Even lions and cheetahs. I don\u2019t know why. Boring. Maybe because everything is so incredibly\u2026 plain? Or because there are so many of them? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":47202,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[117,116,112],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-english","category-persoonlijk","category-eigenwijs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47203,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47201\/revisions\/47203"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/47202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}