{"id":32583,"date":"2021-06-29T19:29:49","date_gmt":"2021-06-29T19:29:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/?p=32583"},"modified":"2021-06-29T19:29:49","modified_gmt":"2021-06-29T19:29:49","slug":"yeah-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/2021\/06\/29\/yeah-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, cats."},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Cats are true Zen masters.<\/h3>\n<p>At least that\u2019s what I often read.<\/p>\n<p>We should study them and copy their behavior.<\/p>\n<p>At least that\u2019s the suggestion.<\/p>\n<p>But the thing is:<\/p>\n<p>Cats are not Zen masters.<\/p>\n<p>Cats are cats.<\/p>\n<p>They don\u2019t have 60.000 thoughts a day.<\/p>\n<p>They don\u2019t have to pay taxes, they don\u2019t care about their waistline, and they don\u2019t get stuck in traffic jams or social media debates.<\/p>\n<p>Cats don\u2019t have to see through a fucked up imagination.<\/p>\n<p>They don\u2019t have to overcome their habits.<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t care about meditation.<\/p>\n<p>And they don\u2019t have to transcend their minds.<\/p>\n<p>Cats may LOOK like Zen masters.<\/p>\n<p>But they\u2019re mostly just lazy fuckers.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(Photo by @victoriaorvicky, for Unsplash)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cats are true Zen masters. At least that\u2019s what I often read. We should study them and copy their behavior. At least that\u2019s the suggestion. But the thing is: Cats are not Zen masters. Cats are cats. They don\u2019t have 60.000 thoughts a day. They don\u2019t have to pay taxes, they don\u2019t care about their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":32584,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":""},"categories":[97,117,100,116,113,103,112,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32583"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32585,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32583\/revisions\/32585"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marnix.nl\/homepage\/welkom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}